Hard Up Saturday Amateur Football Players forced to Fuck for their new kit!

Paul Shipley manager of the Saturday league team Cocksfield United was

forced to make his team players join a sponsored fuck-n-wank- a-thon to

raise funds to buy next seasons strip. Shipley is in even more hot water today

as the local Thai birds he had booked from the local red light area failed to

turn up at the event. The lads desperate for cash put on what many locals are

saying is their best show this year, Mickey Bradford our resident sports expert

said "these horny fuckers didn't waste anytime by banging their full balls into

each others hungry holes!